The Fortune Teller

We all work hard running our direct sales/party plan businesses. There are days when its tough and you just need a break... a diversion...some HUMOR!

The Fortune Teller

Postby Deb » Sat Sep 01, 2012 12:32 am

A man goes to visit a fortune teller. In a dark and hazy room, peering into a crystal ball, the mystic delivered grave news.

"There's no easy way to say this, so I'll just be blunt - prepare yourself to be a widow. Your wife will die a violent and horrible death this year."

Visibly shaken, the man stares at the fortune teller's lined face, then at the single flickering candle, then down at her hands.

He took a few deep breaths to compose himself. He simply had to know. He met the fortune-teller's gaze, steadied his voice, and asked his question:

"Will I be found guilty?"
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