Not a joke, per se, but funny all the same. My local news posted this on their FB page and it really made me laugh!
"JUST SO YOU KNOW: When it comes to things you can't do without, cell phones seem to be at the top of the list. One out of every three users said in a new survey they'd give up sex for a week, if they can hang on to their cell phone. About 20 percent of smartphones users say they'd rather not see their significant other for a week, then not see their phone. 40-percent of them say they'd go a week without a toothbrush -- just don't take their phone. Really?"