A man and his dog

[Deb]

A man walks into a bar and see's a man sitting down at the front counter having a beer and there is a dog lying down on the floor right next to him.

The man walking in wanted to sit at the counter next to him and asked the man "Does your dog bite?"

No replies the man...my dog is a big SUCK and wouldnt hurt a flea!.

So the man sits down at the bar,has a beer then goes to get up and leave.
The dog runs after him and takes a big bite out of him.
So the man who got bit said to the man at the bar, I thought you said that your dog does not bite?!

The man replies HE DOESNT! Thats not my dog!

Deb