WHAT IS BUTT DUST???

[annab41]

JACK (age 3) was watching his Mom breast-feeding his new baby sister. After a while
he asked: "Mom why have you got two? Is one for hot and one for cold milk?"

MELANIE (age 5) asked her Granny how old she was. Granny replied she was so old she
didn't remember any more. Said Melanie, "If you don't remember you must look in
the back of your panties. Mine say five to six."

STEVEN (age 3) hugged and kissed his Mom goodnight. "I love you so much, that when
you die I'm going to bury you outside my bedroom window."

BRITTANY (age 4) had an earache and wanted a painkiller. She tried in vain to take
the lid off the bottle. Seeing her frustration, her Mom explained it was a
childproof cap and she'd have to open it for her. Eyes wide with wonder, the
little girl asked: "How does it know it's me?

SUSAN (age 4) was drinking juice when she got the hiccups. "Please don't give me
this juice again," she said, "It makes my teeth cough."

DANI (age 4) stepped onto the bathroom scale and asked: "How much do I cost?"

MARC (age 4) was engrossed in a young couple that were hugging and kissing in a
restaurant. Without taking his eyes off them, he asked his dad: "Why is he
whispering in her mouth?"

CLINTON (age 5) was in his bedroom looking worried. When his Mom asked what was
troubling him, he replied, "I don't know what'll happen with this bed when I get
married. How will my wife fit in?"

JAMES (age 4) was listening to a Bible story. His dad read: "The man named Lot was
warned to take his wife and flee out of the city but his wife looked back and
was turned to salt." Concerned, James asked: "What happened to the flea?"

TAMMY (age 4) was with her mother when they met an elderly, rather wrinkled woman
her Mom knew. Tammy looked at her for a while and then asked, "Why doesn't your
skin fit your face?"

The Sermon I think this Mom will never forget this particular Sunday
sermon..."Dear Lord," the minister began, with arms extended toward heaven and a
rapturous look on his upturned face. "Without you, we are but dust." He would
have continued but at that moment my very obedient daughter (who was listening!)
Leaned over to me and asked quite audibly in her shrill little girl voice, "Mom,
what is butt dust?"

[Home&GardenGirl]

Very cute! Gotta love 'em!

[ravish30]

I agree! too funny!!!

Shelly

[Bev S]

Oh my goodness, those are hilarious!

Bev

[Princess Michelle]

I know this thread is old but it was sooooo cute!

[allhisblessings]

Awww, these are precious! Especially the last one.

One time, my oldest son called his younger brother selfish & the younger brother replied saying "I am not a FISH", LOL LOL.