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Point Game
I wonder who came
here from afar,
Give yourself 5 if
you came by car.
Were you on time?
Not one minute late?
Punctuality pays so
give yourself 8.
A watch is 6 and
each ring is 2, 10 more points if your eyes are not blue.
Score yourself 5 if
you show any pink, But take away 10 if you left dishes in the sink.
Count all of your
buttons... each gives you 1
Except if they are
white and then you get none.
For each bow that
you have add on 2
But safety pins are
taboo,
So for each one
you're wearing
you must subtract 2.
1 point for each
year that you have been wed,
But take away 5 if
your purse is red.
Now sons are neat,
on that we agree
So for each one you
have you my now add 3.
But when adding up
points, girls are worth more
So for each one that
you have you may now add 4.
If you kissed your
husband or boyfriend today, add 12
If you kissed them
both you must subtract 20
Because you're in
trouble and trouble a plenty!
Now, that's all
there is so total your score
Except if you're a
special friend, there IS one more.
It's 50 points bonus
for VIP
If you'll be a Party
hostess for me!
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This game was submitted by:
Julie Ryals from
www.thewahmconnection.com
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